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Joke of the Day

"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."

"How do Ghosts lay foundations? With a spirit level!"

"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."

"Every day, there's a kid coming to my store looking for trouble... And every day, I tell him we're sold out. Can't he buy Monopoly instead?"

"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."

"What is the sound of a homophobic magician? ""POOF!"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."

"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"

"Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive. edit: grammar"