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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you my Jim Jones joke... But the punch line is too long."
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"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"
"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."
"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."
"Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night."
"Comcast: ""Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"" Me: ""No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."""
"Just found out I've been eating women's energy bars for the past few months. No side effects except making 30% less money than I used to"
"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."