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Joke of the Day
"If I were Mario I'd hang out with Toad all the time He seems like a real fun guy."
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"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."
"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"
"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"
"If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ... and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?"
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk? He can't stand the 1%"