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Joke of the Day

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."

"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"Wow. Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans.. ..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train."

"DAD: [grabs chest] Quick! Call me an ambulance. ME: [hesitantly] You're... an ambulance. DAD: I'm- I'm so proud of you, son [dies]"

"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"

"If I die before I wake, I pray the lord has ice cream cake."

"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"