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Joke of the Day

"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"

"[Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?"

"Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it."

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."

"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""

"""I'm single and ready to mingle""..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?"

"BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake. After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco."