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Joke of the Day
"ME: Do ghosts wear condoms DENTIST: How are you still awake"
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"I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy"
"I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint."
"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"
"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"
"One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you."
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."