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Joke of the Day
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
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"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"
"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"
"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."
"It was dark so I had to feel around for the hole with my finger, I didn't wanna just randomly jam it in anywhere I hate it when the keyless remote battery dies."
"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."
"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."
"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."
"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."