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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."

"My uncle Aaron is the black sheep of our family. Because he's black. His skin is black. He's a black man."

"If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves."

"Your mom can deduct mouthwash and contraceptives as business expenses on her tax return. Because she's a ho."

"Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit."

"Women who don't even acknowledge your existence just want you to try harder. I recommend hiding naked in her closet with a block of cheese."

"A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore."

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog because he shuts up after you let him in."

"When you order a cocktail at a gay bar what do you get? A dickbutt."

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."