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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
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"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""
"I wish my girlfriend would stop confusing my chivalry for chauvinism... Pssh... fucking women."
"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"
"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"Insert penis joke here. Ha."
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."
"Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family"
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"
"Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are"