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Joke of the Day

"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."

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"""just get thru the 1st day without them finding out youre an elephant"" IT dude: ""ok here's your new mouse"" [just fkn destroys the place]"
"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."
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"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
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"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."