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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."
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"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"why do black people only have nightmares? the only one ever to have a dream was shot."
"My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful"
"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"
"For Christmas, every year, I get my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Hear about the kidnapping at school? Don't worry he woke up"
"Thought of this joke a few years ago and thought id share it with you beautiful people Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball? Because they always throw up"
"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""