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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."
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"Me when my friends are sad: 268 text messages of advice and tell them how perfect they are. Then when I'm sad: Oh, sorry ."
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke of 2015? I think its stupid but a lot of people say its funny. #blacklivesmatter"
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl"
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."