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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."
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"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."
"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"
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"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"
"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"If I'm your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too."
"I bet there is just a lot of awkward silence after a mime orgy."
"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"
"when is it OK to spit a mexican woman in the face? when her stache is on fire!"