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"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"
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"An englishman, a welshman and a scotsman walk into a pub... ""I'm off"" says the scotsman, and leaves."
"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'F' out of Way."
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