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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
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"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"An Englishman walks into a bar. There's normally a Scotsman, Welshman and an Irishman too. But they're still at the Rugby World Cup."
"I had to take my horse to get surgery last week The doctor told me he's in stable condition"
"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"
"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"
"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"
"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."