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Joke of the Day

"Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it."

"If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on."

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"So here is my 1st ever joke on reddit. Sorry not sorry how did i escape from Iraq? Iran!! Syrisly Yeman! The Struggle Isreal."

"My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home."

"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"

"Guess who I ran into when I went to get my glasses. Everybody"

"Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding."

"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"

"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."