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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"
Next Joke
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together."
"I stopped leaning against walls because I couldn't trust the establishment..."
"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"I think salads help you lose weight because they're gross and you end up not eating them"
"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."
"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."
"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."