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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."
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"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"
"Who has the biggest duck in Compton? A tripod"
"6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?"
"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"
"Someone asked me if I used mustache wax. I said no, but it helps to have a runny nose."
"What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"