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Joke of the Day
"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."
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"I just invented a new word: [plagiarism](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/277604/i_just_invented_a_new_word/)"
"A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's ""Baby"" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days."
"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."
"Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit ""singing"" to focus on ""acting"". I am very ""concerned."""
"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."
"Netflix suggested I watch my kids."
"Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!"
"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."