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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen 'Wears My Penis? Ooops, typo. Have you seen where my pen is?"
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"What do the French learn in basic training? How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages."
"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
"Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours"
"My gf told me to stop pretending i'm amy winehouse I said no, no, no"
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."