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Joke of the Day
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
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"Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"Where can you find a paraplegic man? Right where you left him."
"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."
"How do you know if you're a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood."
"I feel like a mentally disabled person with an Australian accent would be the most annoying thing ever."
"So an Irishman walks into a pub... What else is new?"
"What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream."
"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."