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Joke of the Day
"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."
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"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"
"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."
"For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)"
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"