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Joke of the Day

"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."

"What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy? 100$ bill"

"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike."

"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."

"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."

"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."

"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He was arrested for fingering a minor"

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""