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Joke of the Day
"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."
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"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""
"What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch."
"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."
"I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation."
"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."