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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked."

"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say: ""Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"""

"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."

"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"