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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
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"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"
"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."
"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""
"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."
"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"Her: Oh, you brought me flowers! Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard..."
"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"
"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."