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Joke of the Day
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
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"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"
"Did you know - what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake ? Your MOUTH !!"
"What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle? Groanhenge"
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 50 pounds."
"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."
"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."
"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"