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Joke of the Day
"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."
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"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
"Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat."
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"
"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."
"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"I wake up easy most of the time, but every now and then, I wake up hard."