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Joke of the Day
"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."
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"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"
"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."
"My favorite letter is elamenopee."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."
"A guy goes to get a physical... The doctor says ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical."""
"Today at school, my teacher said I needed to stop doing my impression of a Flamingo That's when I had to put my foot down. EDIT: some shit"
"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."
"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""