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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic."

"Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me."

"I can't believe the queen knighted Mix-a-Lot."

"Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY"

"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"

"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."

"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."

"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."