90764
Joke of the Day
"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""
Next Joke
"John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'"
"Gary: Standing in line at the movies, little white girl has a brown colored doll. Talk about progress in America brehs. Fred: But she owns that doll tho."
"How is soy and dildos similar? They're both meat substitutes"
"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"
"Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C"
"someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??"
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"
"[job interview] ""any public speaking experience?"" not since the valedictorian speech in high school ""very impressive"" I yelled 'YOU SUCK'"
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"