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Joke of the Day

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped! The Police still have no lead."

"If you're testing me, we failed."

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."

"Want to hear a Star Wars joke? Hayden Christensen"

"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."

"What's a dick's favorite song? You're so vein."

"opinion - 3.14 = onion"

"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"

"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."