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Joke of the Day

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."

"I was at a Chinese restaurant... when I realized that a duckling is a small duck. So I decided to cancel my order of steamed dumplings."

"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted."

"What do Japanese guys do when they have erections? Vote"

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!"

"Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's cheesy."