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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"What do turtles and pedophiles have in common? They both get there before the hare/hair."

"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."

"My family is starting to catch on to my ""I died"" excuse."

"The problem with some people is that they're alive."

"I just got back from the proctologist, and she had a very fitting name. Dr. Anna Lee Finger"

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"

"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."