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Joke of the Day

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."

"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."

"What do you call a fear of big boobs... HerRackNaphobia"

"There's an app for everything today except premature ejaculation but I hear that it's coming soon"

"If you're constantly posting ""loving my life!"" as your Facebook status, you're probably not."

"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."

"Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. No closer. Become one with your enemy. You're now your own worst enemy. Don't freak out."

"Best alzheimer's joke"

"If I had a choice between stairs and a runged instrument for ascending things... I would choose the ladder."