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Joke of the Day
"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"
"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."
"I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous"
"Believe everything your tv tells you (sponges can talk, turtles eat pizza, love is real)"
"I hope my memory foam mattress doesn't remember the man in my bed last night and tell my boyfriend."
"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."
"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"
"Taking their kid to a PG-13 movie must be a tough call for 13 year old mothers."
"Sadly,the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola."