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Joke of the Day

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? ...I can't jelly my dick up your ass (courtesy of my younger brother, lol)"

"Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?"

"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"

"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"

"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."

"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"

"I was going to make a terrific joke about a bank... ..but then I lost interest."