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Joke of the Day
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
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"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"
"It's only a matter of time before the casino realizes that baby I lost at the roulette table wasn't mine"
"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."
"What do you call a short sleeved British shirt? A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me."
"Some people should come with subtitles."
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
"Internet, my Dad's running the London Marathon tomorrow. Oh, he already told you. Of course he did."
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"