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Joke of the Day
"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"
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"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."
"I just started a new job at a factory that makes chess pieces. I'm on knights next week."
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
"USA soccer We Ghana win."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. I'll see myself out."
"3 am phone call, ""Hey, are you asleep?"" Nope, Im skydiving."
"Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet"
"Got a pretty bad burn on my arm. I was putting a pie in the oven & my dad came up behind me & put a cigarette out on my arm."