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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a terrific joke about a bank... ..but then I lost interest."
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"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out."
"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"
"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."
"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."
"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."
"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer."
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"