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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry martinez."
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"Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?"
"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."
"Hey baby, are you a carrot? Because I want to chop you into little pieces."
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."
"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."