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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, are you a carrot? Because I want to chop you into little pieces."
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"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"
"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"
"Old meaning of sorry. ""I won't do it again."" New meaning of sorry. ""Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."""
"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."
"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."
"What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? They had a *Necro*mantic** time."
"Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"