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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Lincoln was good at pleasuring the ladies? If he was, did they call him the pounding father?"

"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."

"How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black."

"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"

"Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. It was eye-opening."

"What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!"

"What do you call a Protestant in Greece? Unorthodox"

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."

"You better watch out... ... 'cause I know Jiu Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, and about 12 other Chinese words!"