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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
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"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."
"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"
"Whats the funniest joke you know? You."
"Introducing new Beats by Chris Brown Now available in black and blue"
"Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs? To the autobotty shop!"
"A blind man ... walks into a fish market, pauses and says ""Hello Ladies!"""
"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"