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Joke of the Day
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""
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"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."
"What did the alpacas go as for their group costume? The zombie alpacalypse"
"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"
"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."
"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"
"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."
"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."