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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."

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"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"
"I bet even your farts smell good."
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"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."