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Joke of the Day

"Super convenient that my arms came with cup holders."

"6: I'm going outside to play. Me: Stay in your own yard. 6: Define ""my own yard"" Me: .... have fun. So her mother's child."

"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"Join the food train Chew chew!!!"

"I've never met a weekend that I didn't like."

"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""

"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"