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Joke of the Day

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? Same time next month?"

"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."

"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."

"If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats."

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"

"What did one slave-owning waffle say to the other slave-owning waffle? L'eggo my n'egro."

"My girlfriend told me pissing during sex prevents pregnancy... She was right! She isn't pregnant, just pissed and wet!"

"I bought shoes off a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."