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Joke of the Day

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"

"I'm not sexist... Because that's wrong and being wrong is for women..."

"The butcher's wife always messes up everyone's order. We call her Miss Steak."

"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."

"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"

"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."

"*holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up fire* and this is my mixtape"