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Joke of the Day
"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."
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"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"What's the Italian word for suppository? Innuendo"
"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."
"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."
"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."
"That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run."
"More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em"
"Is it called zerotasking or notasking? I'd look it up, but that kind of defeats what I'm going for here."