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Joke of the Day

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."

"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"

"Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!"

"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?"

"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"

"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."

"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"