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Joke of the Day
"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"
"What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust? It was purrfect."
"For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find"
"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."
"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"
"What do you call a bee from US? USB"
"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"
"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
"There are two kinds of people in this world... People who can extrapolate on incomplete information...."