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Joke of the Day
"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"
Next Joke
"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."
"'William I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door' said mum. 'yes but they're twins so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'"
"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"
"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART OF BEING ADDICTED TO METH IS?!? ONLY ONE MORE NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS!"
"It costs over 200,000 dollars to raise a child these days. And that's just for alcohol."
"As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God"
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."