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Joke of the Day
"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"
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"What's the difference between ""for free"" and ""for nothing"" I went to school for free, you went to school for nothing."
"I wore my golf socks today There's a hole in one"
"What's the number one cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, dang it! BREATHE!"
"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."
"I hate it when my teachers hit on me. It sucks being homeschooled."
"[Donald Trump's election speech] ""America, I have only 1 thing to say"" *pulls off wig & mask revealing Ashton Kutcher* ""YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D"""
"What would Jesus actually do? Probably ban nail guns"