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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."
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"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"
"Q: If a man's signature is called a John Hancock, what do you call a woman's? A: Historically insignificant."
"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."
"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."
"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."
"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"
"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"
"Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill."
"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"