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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."

"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"

"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."

"Reddit CEO Ellen Pao is such a .. [Deleted]"

"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."

"*Texts* Can I come over bae? I need you. <3 *Gets reply text* DUDE, STOP CALLING ME THAT. I'M YOUR DEALER NOT YOUR BAE. BRING CA$H!"

"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"My girlfriend said I have a pretty penis... I replied, ""I guess you could say its the belle of the balls"" hopefully you guys enjoy this joke more than she did."

"SPELLING BEE ""Defiant"" Can I have the definition, please? ""No"""

"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."